Train Ride (KUL-PEN) (Dec)

So I took a train from Kuala Lumpur back to Penang.

It was not the original idea but I had to bring a new friend,D with me and he always wanted to take the train. He is American and kinda fun to be with. He is like a girl magnet or something cos almost every single girl wants to have a piece of his meat, ahem I mean be his friend.

So we left Kuala Lumpur with the train and D was very upset cos I booked economy class sleeper. I am very what the heck? You said ok to that and there was only economy left and he was like I was pissed drunk and blah blah. Exactly, pissed drunk!

In the train he was so worried and stuff cos he wanted a cabin all to ourselves and stuff. Just for some curious people, D is not gay or bi. Ok anyways we sat at the cafeteria and talked and watched movies on my laptop cos his died or something. So he kept on bugging the train conductor if there are any places in the train with cabins cos we could not book them and guess what D did? He gave him like RM50, read as bribe or whatever D wants to call it. The conductor was furious and pushed the money back. D was shocked and walked back to us and he asked " Why didn't the guy took it?" I am like, it's bribing, it's against the law. So he was like shocked cos he expected the guy to take the money.

So blah blah blah and D went to the cabin and he was just standing there and smoking then he saw this really huge dude who took the upper sleeper cos the lower ones were all fully booked fell down while he was trying to get up. He was like huge, Barney sort of huge is not huger. D was laughing and said it was hilarious and I though so too when D was like a little boy laughing and telling me all about it, so D's face changed and he was like screaming and stuff and he ran towards the train conductors and told them the guy is having a blackout or something cos he slammed his head on the door. D was so panicked and he made the little girl who had the lower berth change sleeper with that guy. Then the night was all done....

Middle of the night like at 2am, the conductor woke us up and told us they have a free cabin cos someone did not board the train, so we took the cabin, which has only 2 sleepers. I took the one above and D got the lower berth.

D could not sleep and he was talking the whole time in the cabin and I screamed, D u better shut up or else my sock will drop on you. He kept quiet and I slept, I dunno what he did.

So we reached our station but we were sleeping like a log and the conductor was banging on the door screaming, I woke up feeling groggy, opened the door and said ok. D was sleeping like some baby or something. So I was like wake up, D and screamed wake up!!! And he was like still not moving. The room was freaking dark cos D did something to it with the towels and blankets provided. So I smack D on the shoulder or something and he freaked out and woke up. We were like zombies walking out of the train and D had to bring that box of Dunkin' Donuts that we bought a few hours ago. He took a bite out of it and said it taste like crap and I said duh, you did not close the god damn box at all for the whole night....

So we took the ferry to the island. From the terminal, we parted....

Quite eventful, I would say